abatida:

Suspiria(1977)

dir. Dario Argento

(via vintagegal)

bloggingthetrench:

Two chemists walk into a bar.

One of them asks for H2O. The other asks for H2O2 and giggles.

The bartender serves them both hydrogen peroxide because he’s fucking tired of chemists walking into his bar and trying that joke.

(via continue-living)

methhomework:

my spirit is crushed

(via cyndanyquil)

bromancing-the-stone:

Straight girls

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if you have a pet and i’ve ever visited your house: i’m sorry

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brebuscus:

frosty-butt:

bobchesler:

fuglyselfie:

bobchesler:

fuglyselfie:

penis is such an ugly word we should call them dingly-dangly-diddly-ding-dongs

Love it when a girl plays with my dingly-dangly-diddly-ding-dong. image

I fucking choked on my tea

Next you’ll be choking on my dingly-dangly-diddly-ding-dong.image

image

fuCKINF SHIT

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shisnojon:

caspersspookycousin:

shisnojon:

shisnojon:

shisnojon:

cheap ways to buy meth

alternatives to condoms

black market stock trading

Jon. This isn’t google.

how to kill followers

(Source: macintush, via stability)

Our Cosmic Address

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